Recall Notice

(a repost from an email from roy)

Recall Notice

The Maker of all human beings (GOD) is recalling
all units manufactured, regardless of make or year,
due to a serious defect in the primary and central
component of the heart.
This is due to a malfunction in the original
prototype units code named Adam and Eve, resulting
in the reproduction of the same defect in all
subsequent units. This defect has been technically
termed ‘Sub sequential Internal Non-Morality, ‘ or
more commonly known as S.I.N., as it is primarily
expressed.

Some other symptoms include:
1. Loss of direction
2. Foul vocal emissions
3. Amnesia of origin
4. Lack of peace and joy
5. Selfish or violent behavior
6. Depression or confusion in the mental component
7. Fearfulness
8. Idolatry
9. Rebellion

The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at
fault for this defect, is providing
factory-authorized repair and service free of charge
to correct this defect.

The Repair Technician, Jesus, has most generously
offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering
cost of these repairs. There is no additional fee
required.

The number to call for repair in all areas is:
P-R-A-Y-E-R. Once connected, please upload your
burden of SIN through the REPENTANCE procedure.
Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician,
Jesus, into the heart component.

No matter how big or small the SIN defect is,
Jesus will replace it with:
1. Love
2. Joy
3. Peace
4. Patience
5. Kindness
6. Goodness
7. Faithfulness
8. Gentleness
9. Self control

Please see the operating manual, the B.I.B.L.E.
(Believers’ Instruction Before Leaving Earth) for
further details on the use of these fixes.

WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being
unit without correction voids any manufacturer
warranties, exposing the unit to dangers and
problems too numerous to list and will result in the
human unit being permanently impounded. For free
emergency service, call on Jesus.

DANGER: The human being units not responding to
this recall action will have to be scrapped in the
furnace (HELL). The SIN defect will not be permitted
to enter HEAVEN so as to prevent contamination of
that facility.

Thank you for your attention!
GOD

P.S. Please assist where possible by notifying
others of this important recall notice, and you may
contact the Father any time by ‘Knee mail’.

Because He Lives!

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